Adweek’s 9 Awesome Cat Commercials that Drive the Internet Wild
I thought I would share this very special Adweek post about cat videos. I have this link bookmarked (is that funny or sad? Not sure) and I go through and watch these when I have bad days. These commercials are remarkable, witty, relevant, and hilarious. My personal favorites are the cat herder commercial and the Cravendale one. So. Golden.
There are times to be cool, and there are times to let your pizza cool off. For the past thirteen years, I’ve felt the burden of geekdom hindering over me everytime I came across a scalding piece of pizza because of this very commercial. Why should I feel judged by the second most famous rodent? As a kid, Chuck E. Cheese was off the chain. With state of the art games, rad prizes, mouse-approved cheese pizza, and that cool blacklight at the entrance, this place was poppin’. However, this ad went against everything my mother had ever told me. “Blow on your food first,” she’d say, but then here’s Chuck saying we should shove hot cheesy lava into our faces. I was conflicted as a kid, and I’m conflicted now. Pizza is where it’s at in 2013. On shirts, computer desktops, iPhone cases, and meme central station, pizza is the new cat obsession. I sit here worrying about being judged on how I eat my pizza, when what I should be doing is just eating delicious pizza. Pizza is heaven. Cheesy, delicious utopia. Regardless of what a mouse thinks is cool, I’d rather eat responsibly than rebelliously burn my tongue.
For further thought, enjoy this galaxy cat gif.
Dear Posters of Politics and Religion on Facebook,
This is why I hate/love you.
Alright you silly Facebookers, listen. We get it. You have opinions, great. And you want to share those opinions, cool. But look, here’s the deal. If you’re going to post about how much you love/hate Barack Obama or why God is great/doesn’t exist, well, expect to get some shit for it. If you’re going to share YOUR opinions, others can share THEIR opinions. That’s the way it works. If you don’t like it, don’t do it. Believe it or not you actually get to make that choice all by yourself. But please keep on doing it, it gives a lot of us some great entertainment.
Honestly, I love when people post about their stances and argue for them. If they have a good argument, even if I don’t personally agree, I still respect them more, if not, well… at least they consciously have chosen to take a stance. My agreement or disagreement doesn’t matter. It doesn’t mean we can’t be friends anymore. This brings me to my first point: don’t unfriend people because of their statuses.
Posting on someone’s wall that you’re unfriending them for something they posted just makes you, the unfriender, look like an ass. Okay okay, if they posted some crazy shit about nazis or puppy killing, you definitely should feel free to unfriend them and maybe spread the word to the police, but otherwise, pipe down and get over yourself. If you really disagree with their opinions so much, how did you become friends in the first place? And if you’re really such a piece of dick that you can’t just say, well we don’t share the same opinions politically/religiously, so I hate them forever end of story, then well you’re never going to have any friends. People are who they are. No one will ever possibly share the exact same beliefs as you. It’s time you got used to it and accepted it.
Look, sharing our political and religious beliefs is a great way to learn and grow. Sure, some people take it too far. There are plenty of people out there who say Obama is the messiah, while just as many say he’s the antichrist. They’re both bat-shit-crazy. But the majority of people either agree with his policies or disagree with them. If you see a post that you disagree with, don’t immediately hold it against the person who posted it and engage in a battle of the dimwits. This brings me to my second point: Do some fucking research.
First, know where to get correct information. If you’re just looking at Huffington Post or FoxNews, you’re not going to get real information. Look at sources from both biases. Read newspapers from Europe and Canada. Dig a little. If you’re sitting there thinking, wow, that’s a lot of work, but you feel strongly enough to make a comment in opposition to the post, you’re an idiot. And lazy. Don’t be THAT GUY who argues against a post with a comment that the next twenty commenters lay down arguments refuting. Do your research, know what you’re talking about, and draft an intelligent, informed counterargument. If that sounds like too much work,then just post a silly picture of a cat eating a cheeseburger and be on your way.
What you have to realize is that when someone makes a post about something they feel strongly about, it’s not going to change their mind when you comment that they’re a dumbass. A reasoned response might actually make the original poster think for a second and maybe look at it from your angle, but for the most part, it’s like telling someone that green is actually not as good a color as blue and they’re small-minded for thinking that it could ever even compare. I think we can all agree puppies are cute and a cat can do no wrong on the internet. So if you’re looking to share opinions and don’t want to get people’s blood pressures rising, post a pic of an adorable Pomsky (husky/Pomeranian) puppy (like the one down there) and get on with your life. That’s my plan anyway.
Because dogs are better than cats. =D
TX Creative P1 